If Derek Jeter knocked on your front door and extended his index finger and asked if he could insert it into your anus and in return for allowing him to penetrate your pooper.. he would give you the best tasting taco in the world. Would you allow Derek Jeter to insert his index finger into your anus?
No I would not, I can’t have tacos right now which pisses me off greatly. I bet though if he were to contact Hank Sawyer from Death By DVD that he’d be more than willing to take a pinky to the pooper for a tasty taco.